Megan and her husband are going to celebrate their 10th anniversary on a cruise! Jubal has some bad news though, he double booked their room, but he is going to give them an upgrade them to a suite! A shared suite with roommates Bob and Clara…
Jubal calls a stage mom that would do anything to get her son to play. Jubal does have a role for her son, but not the one she was expecting.
Jubal pretends he’s the big boss of a company and calls a guy that just got hired. Jubal has some crazy questions for his employee that may make him want to quit.
Jubal convinces a gullible guy that he has a pen inside him causing his pain. It’s right up his pooper.
Jubal calls a nanny and has a very specific request for her. He needs her to use an English accent to keep his family looking classy and higher status in the neighborhood.
Jubal calls the Butterball hotline to get some help preparing his bird for Thanksgiving. Jubal probably shouldn’t be allowed to cook.
Jubal calls a guy posing as a public utilities worker to tell him that his water is toxic. In order to fix it Jubal needs to come there after work to test the water by showering, cooking, maybe staying the night for a few weeks.
Jubal calls a woman for a job interview over the phone. She is excited for the opportunity, but Jubal can’t keep his mouth shut. He says that he made up Verbal Thought Syndrome for the prank phone call, but these seems like something he always does.
Jubal goes nuts for a British accent. It’s kind of disturbing how much he is into this.
Jubal calls a guy who just started at a new job. Jubal thinks he might need some help navigating the office, but it’s Jubal so this call is not that helpful.