Tag: Stupid Criminals

The best defense is a good offense. Those are words Florida Man chose to live by when he threw fecal matter at a judge in court!

An Alabama man was arrested after feeding meth to a caged attack squirrel. He fed the squirrel meth to make it more aggressive! What is going on in Alabama? Are they getting ready for war with Florida Man?

Florida man is looking for love in the McDonald’s parking. A man was caught naked grinding on the rail in a McDonalds parking lot. Witnesses say he appeared to be on drugs. Is Florida man ever sober? PS: Sorry for the misleading image, but did you really want to see a naked guy grinding a…

A Pittsburg woman has been charged with intentionally hitting a man and running over his package with her car. Oh, and Grube’s loves pizza.

A South Carolina man is charged with misdemeanor domestic battery after pouring ketchup on her while she was sleeping. Keep it classy.

Nobody: Crazy Lady: walks into a bar with two machetes.

Florida does it again! A woman battered her new wife with a detached bed post after the victim ruined marijuana in the washing machine. She left the bag of pot in her pocket.

Yeah the picture is a road that could have a pothole in it, but that’s not the hole Grubes is talking about.

You ever been woke up by getting slapped in the face with a cheeseburger? Grubes dreams about something like this happening to him, with bacon on it.

A man leaving jail in Florida this week was arrested in the parking lot of the jail trying to steal a car.