Top 5 Things That Are More Painful than Sexy

Jean thongs are now a thing. But should they be? We think not, especially since their “ouch” factor far outweighs their “ohhh” factor . . . like everything else on today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Things That Are More Painful than Sexy.

Joining the Mile High Club.

Reciting a love poem.

Any article of clothing that requires you to ask another person, “Zip me up?”

Axe Body Spray.

A couples waxing.

Feeding each other spaghetti on a dinner date.

Any shoe with a heel sharp enough to double as a trash picker.

Growling when you’re turned on.

Marriage.