FRI FEB 24, 2023 | POSTED IN: CRAZY CRIME | SOURCE

Cape Coral, FL — How the heck can you fit $1,400 worth of stuff from Dollar General in your shorts? Even with inflation, most of the items in that store are $2 at best. But it happened in Cape Coral.

According to the Cape Coral Police Department  “These two subjects stole approximately $1,400 worth of merchandise from Dollar General (1612 Skyline Blvd.) on February 1st, 2023, at approximately 1:00 pm. ”

There’s also a big question that needs answered, and that’s “How does the clerk not notice this dude’s lumps?”

Anyone with information is asked to call the Cape Coral Police Department at (239)-574-3223 or contact police through social media and reference case number 23-002618.