This has to be the worst date ever. Shortly before this first date all of Michael’s stuff got stolen, and everything kept going wrong. He tried to pay with a gift card that didn’t have enough funds, and when he tried to use his mom’s credit card it got declined because it wasn’t his. He then tried ending the night by calling her an Uber, but his card was shut off so that didn’t work out either. So she called her own Uber, and he hasn’t heard from her since.

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